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Books

Chronicles of Narnia | Harry Potter | Lord of the Rings

Movies

Pirates of the Caribbean

Superheroes: DC
(incl Smallville & Man of Steel)

JL/Titans/YJ/Outsiders | Superman

Superheroes: Marvel

Avengers | X-Men

TV

He-Man | Highlander

Crossovers

 

LEGALESE::: If you recognize them, they don't belong to me. I'm not getting money from it either. I am, however, getting carpal tunnel syndrome. And fat.

BOOKS

Chronicles of Narnia

Boy King

Characters: Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie

Universe: book

Rating: everyone

Word Count: 600

On growing up all over again.

Harry Potter

Cho Chang & the Jasmine Code

Characters: Cho Chang

Universe: book

Rating: teen

Word Count: 5400

(Set between Half-Blood Prince & Deathly Hallows) Before returning to help her former schoolmates in the Battle of Hogwarts, Cho Chang fought against Voldemort & his follows in a more covert manner.

Written for Femgenficathon 2011. Prompt #153: Of things I'd rather keep in silence, I must sing. -- Beatritz or Beatriz de Dia (born circa 1140 - flourished circa 1175), trobairitz (female troubadour), probably from a town in what is now southeastern France. Her song, A chantar m'er de so qu'ieu non volria, which is the source of this quotation, is the only song by a trobairitz which has come down to us with both lyrics and music.


Forest Interlude

Characters: Helga Hupplepuff, Salazar Slytherin

Universe: book

Rating: everyone

Word Count: 800

Helga goes foraging in the Eastern Wood. Salazar follows to protect her. Honest.


Remembrance

Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Nicholas Flemel, Perenelle Flemel

Universe: book

Rating: everyone

Word Count: 4500

Albus doesn't deal with Ariana's death well. Fortunately, in his drunken state, he falls into the right rosemary bush.

Lord of the Rings

The Heirs

Characters: Pippin, Boromir, Legolas

Universe: book

Rating: everyone

Word Count: 2600

Pippin converses with Legolas and Boromir concerning edible dishes and personal grooming.

MOVIES

Pirates of the Caribbean

Ribbons

Characters: Jack Sparrow, Will Turner

Universe: --

Rating: teen

Word Count: 200

There had to a good reason why he had a blue ribbon tied around his... erm... part but since Jack was the only person available to explain it, Will didn't want to know.

SUPERHEROES: DC

Justice League/Titans/Young Justice/Outsiders

5 Conceptions of Oracle

Characters: Oracle (Barbara Gordon, Batgirl I)

Universe: all

Rating: everyone

Word Count: 700

Barbara Gordon was meant to be Oracle


5 things YJ definitely did NOT do in the party that definitely did NOT happen the Fortress of Solitude

Characters: Young Justice

Universe: comics

Rating: everyone

Word Count: 200

And they're sticking to that story, your honour.


Best Laid Plans

Characters: Robin III (Tim Drake)/Arrowette II (Cissie King-Jones)

Universe: comics

Rating: teen

Word Count: 1200

Tim plans everything including the first time. Y'know, THAT first time.


La Jolla (does not mean The Jewel)

Characters: Arrowette II (Cissie King-Jones)/Robin III (Tim Drake), Superboy (Kon-el)

Universe: comics

Rating: teen

Word Count: 1000

Tim & Cissie visit Kon's place in San Diego


Ward

Characters: Green Arrow (Ollie Queen)

Universe: Smallville

Rating: teen

Word Count: 1200

Dumped, injured and really frickin' tired, Ollie returns to Star City for much needed sleep but Social Services is there for a visit. Post "Siren"

Superman

5 times Superboy knew Superman didn't think he was annoying

Characters: Superboy (Kon-el), Superman (Clark Kent)

Universe: comics

Rating: teen/mature

Word Count: 1800

Despite himself, Kon-el is a fanboy.


5 times Lois and Clark Were Interrupted

Characters: Lois Lane, Superman (Clark Kent)

Universe: comics

Rating: mature

Word Count: 500

Superman's always on duty. Dammit.


Bring on the Doughnuts

Characters: Martha Kent, Richard White

Universe: Superman Returns

Rating: teen/mature

Word Count: 1000

When you have a kid who can leap tall buildings in a single bound and run faster than a speeding bullet, you really need a support group.


Correspondence

Characters: Lois Lane, Superboy (Kon-El, Conner Kent)

Universe: comics

Rating: teen

Word Count: 5000

Lois exchanges letters with Superboy in the midst of the Infinity Crisis.

Written for femgenficathon 2007 -- Prompt #88: Language exerts hidden power, like the moon on the tides. ~ Rita Mae Brown


A Different Sort of Way

Characters: Superman (Clark Kent)/Lois Lane/Superboy (Kon-El, Conner Kent)

Universe: comics

Rating: mature

Word Count: 3600

When you're married to Superman and Superman belongs to the world, you compromise. Lois and Clark find a way to be together all the time even if they aren't together all the time.


Every time I look in your eyes, I see better

Characters: Superman (Clark Kent)/Lois Lane, Martha Kent

Universe: Man of Steel

Rating: teen

Word Count: 1400

Then, in the days following, there are the stories, so many stories! On so many types of media, in all the media, in all the world, and all Lois could do was write and rebut and write some more even though fuck! yes! why did they have to slug it out in the middle of a major metropolitan area and hundreds of lives lost and billions in damages and how is an alien god in a cape going to bring that back? And Lois is furious. She's so god-fucking-damned angry! She wants to-- she needs to--


Every Season between December and May

Characters: Superman (Clark Kent)/Lois Lane, Martha Kent, Mystery Groom & his family

Universe: Smallville

Rating: teen

Word Count: 1400

Martha Kent's second wedding day is a time of snarky love between all members of her family. She wouldn't have it any other way.


Extasie Doth Unplerplex

Characters: Superman (Clark Kent)/Lois Lane

Universe: comicverse

Rating: mature

Word Count: 1000

Most of all, Clark loved Lois for not running.


A Flame in Two Cupped Hands
[1]...[2]

Characters: Superman (Clark Kent)/ Lois Lane

Universe: Man of Steel AU

Rating: mature

Word Count: WIP

Six years and two thousand coffee cups separated Lois and Clark's first real hello and last real good-bye.

Inspired by this fantastic gif set + AU idea (the first paragraph is pretty much lifted from the AU description) as well as prompts from Celticbabe & Since1938. Who are TERRIBLE. But also WONDERFUL. Headcanon: MoS!Clark with trauma surgery/first aid background is from igrewupinkansas.


Interruptus

Characters: Superman (Clark Kent)/ Lois Lane

Universe: anyverse

Rating: mature

Word Count: 1400

"Maybe it's us. Y'know, with the sex. Maybe we're having too much sex."
"I don't understand what that means."


Just a Little Green

Characters: Superman (Clark Kent)/Lois Lane, Superboy II (Kon-el, Conner Kent)

Universe: comicverse

Rating: teen

Word Count: 3200

Post-Hypertime adventures, early in YJ but before all the Infinite Crisis shenanigans. Once upon a time, not so very long ago, Superman found Superboy working as a superintendent in Suicide Slums. He brought him home for pizza with his wife. And a family was born.


Life is Just Peachy

Characters: Lois Lane/ Superman (Clark Kent), Martha Kent, Superboy (Kon-el)

Universe: Smallville

Rating: everyone

Word Count: 2100

In the latest Smallville, we find out Conner Kent is with his grandma/aunt/mom, Martha, in DC. This is how I think that went.


Lion-Headed Goddess with Bandages in Her Mouth

Characters: Lois Lane

Universe: comic

Rating: teen

Word Count: 4700

I'm Lois Lane. I'm the best investigative reporter living.

Written for femgenficathon 2009 -- Prompt #81: When "mad," at least in literature, you aren't yourself; you take on another self, a self that is either not you at all, or a truer, more elemental one than the person you're used to seeing in the mirror. You're in danger of becoming, in Shakespeare's works, a mere picture or beast, and in Susanna Moodie's words, a mere machine; or else you may become an inspired prophet, a truth-sayer, a shaman, one who oversteps the boundaries of the ordinarily visible and audible, and also, and especially, the ordinarily sayable. -- Margaret Atwood


Lois & Clark's Wedding is Cancelled; It Must Be Saturday

Characters: Lois Lane/ Superman (Clark Kent)

Universe: Smallville

Rating: teen-ish

Word Count: 2000

Between 2011 and 2020, Lois Lane and Clark Kent tried to get married 50 times. Here are a few of of those ill-fated attempts. And one that might not be. [author's note: The reference to a wild animal attack is a nod to ladygawain's awesome 10 years of Smallville ficathon fill.].


Spackle

Characters: Lois Lane/Superman (Clark Kent), Superboy (Kon-el)

Universe: Smallville

Rating: everyone

Word Count: 2000

Family means being okay with wrangling out the words "I'm sorry." Offscreenville apologies from Clark to Conner, Conner to Lois and Lois to Conner.


Special Heritage

Characters: Martha Kent/ Jonathan Kent, Superman (Clark Kent)

Universe: all

Rating: teen/mature

Word Count: 1000

Martha realises something else is different about the little boy they found in the spaceship. Jonathan can't quite see why this is a problem unless, of course, the little boy has to pee in a urinal.


Summertime, Don't You Cry

Characters: Lois Lane/Superman (Clark Kent), Superboy (Kon-el), ft. Robin III (Tim Drake) & Arrowette II (Cissie King-Jones)

Universe: comics

Rating: teen

Word Count: 3400

Superboy Returns. Smaller.


Starbucks Couldn't Buy This Kind of Promotion

Characters: Superman (Clark Kent), Richard White

Universe: Superman Returns

Rating: teen

Word Count: 5000

When covering a story in the middle of a warzone, the experienced reproter never forgets an important piece of survival equipment.

SUPERHEROES: MARVEL

Avengers

A Girl's Gotta Do

Characters: Natasha Romanov(Black Widow)/Matt Murdock (Daredevil), Tony Stark (Iron Man)

Universe: movie (Iron Man 2/ Daredevil)

Rating: teen

Word Count: 1900

Sometimes, Natasha Romanov hated her job. And sometimes, it's most... satisfying. Also featuring Tony Stark because he's an attention hog.
Written for Marvel Crossing 2010 for likeadeuce. Request: Daredevil/Black Widow--Boxing, a missing document, perfume. Shippy preferred, but sexual tension, matching of wits is also awesome. Feel free to use comics canon or ignore it.


Mashed Potatoes in Celophane

Characters: Phil Coulson + his cast of headaches (AKA Darcy Lewis, Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Thor, Jane Foster)

Universe: Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Teen

Word Count: 580

Phil Coulson really did train for ten-plus years to deal with mass hostile negotiations. It was just that with the Avengers, mass hostile negotiations felt more like babysitting.


Peace With a Faulty Heart

Characters: Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton (Hawkeye), mentions Phil Coulson, Phil/OMC

Universe: Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Teen

Word Count: 7500

"I don't know him!" Darcy blurted out. "I thought if I went to his place, I'd know a bit more but it's, like, a movie set for someone playing who he thinks Dad's supposed to be."


Spatter (or 5 Avengers who almost became X-Men)

Characters: Darcy Lewis, Bruce Banner (Hulk), Clint Barton (Hawkeye), Tony Stark (Iron Man), Natasha Romanov (Black Widow)
Erik Lehnsherr (Magneto), Scott Summers (Cyclops), Ororo Munroe (Storm)

Universe: Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: All

Word Count: 900

Mutants and Avengers rarely mix well. Except when there are mutant Avengers."

X-Men

A Classic Situation

Characters: Wolverine (Logan)/Phoenix (Jean Grey)

Universe: comic

Rating: mature

Word Count: 200

This is the sixth time this week that the elevators at Xavier's has been stuck.


Etienne
[1] [2]

Characters: Gambit (Remy Lebeau) + various X-Men

Universe: movie (post-X3, XMO:W)

Rating: mature

Word Count: 7500

To keep his family safe, Remy LeBeau must go to Xavier's School for the Gifted. This is his life in the ten years after he agreed to help bring the Wolverine in.


A Gnarled Tree Keeps Growing

Characters: Cyclops (Scott Summers), Wolverine (Logan), Gambit (Remy Lebeau), White Queen (Emma Frost), Rogue (Anna-Marie Raven), Iceman (Bobby Drake)

Universe: comic

Rating: everyone

Word Count: 900

Logan congratulates Scott on his brand-new offspring. It's a boy! A full-grown, cigarette-smoking, cayenne-addicted, shaggy-haired Cajun boy.


The Last Time

Characters: Gambit (Remy Lebeau)/Rogue, Wolverine (Logan)

Universe: comic

Rating: everyone

Word Count: 400

Rogue needs Wolverine one last time


Match

Characters: Black King (Sebastian Shaw), White Queen (Emma Frost)

Universe: comic (AXM)

Rating: blah

Word Count: 500

Sebastian matches Emma's furnishings perfectly.


No Such Thing as Down-Time

Characters: Gambit (Remy LeBeau), Cyclops (Scott Summers)

Universe: comic (UXM, AXM)

Rating: mature

Word Count: 6000

It's the in-between moments in an undercover mission that really build a sense of comraderie.


A Predilection for Airducts

Characters: Gambit (Remy LeBeau)/ Rogue

Universe: comic

Rating: mature

Word Count: 500

The Canal St. Ferry had the most beautiful view of the New Orleans. Too bad Rogue and Gambit didn't have time to appreciate it.


Riding Horses -or- 5 Things That Should Never Happen to Scott Summers

Characters: Cyclops (Scott Summers)

Universe: comic (AXM)

Rating: mature

Word Count: 1100

you're not dead. you're not. not even if you want to. hurts, doesn't it?



Shrimpin' -or- Bonding for the X-Gene Inclined

Characters: Cyclops (Scott Summers), Gambit (Remy LeBeau)

Universe: comic

Rating: blah

Word Count: 700

Cyclops, Gambit, a mutant shrimp boat.


The Sunrise Ritual

Characters: Cyclops (Scott Summers), Gambit (Remy LeBeau)

Universe: comic (XM, UXM)

Rating: teen

Word Count: 1400

Two friends renew a ritual


Troubled

Characters: Cyclops (Scott Summers), Pyro (St. John Allerdyce)

Universe: movie (pre X-1)

Rating: mature

Word Count: 2500

Scott tries to reach out to John the way Xavier once reached out to him.

Written for summers_fling 2007.


20 Things You Might Not Know About Remy Lebeau

Characters: Gambit (Remy LeBeau)

Universe: comic

Rating: teen

Word Count: 1200

1) He can give up smoking any time but he'd rather die than give up chocolates and candies.

Response to kaz814's challenge on marvel_fic. Also, I'm stalling because action scenes make me sad and synopese make me cry for my mommy.

TV

He-Man

Multiple Reflections

Characters: He-Man

Universe: --

Rating: everyone

Word Count: 1300

Prince Adam finds his many faces trapped in a quiet library window.

Highlander

Methos & the Terrible Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Characters: Methos

Universe: --

Rating: teen

Word Count: 4300

Christmas Eve just isn't working out for the Really Old Guy

 

Crossovers

Asymmetric Nostrils is the Name of My Next Band

Characters: Oracle (Barbara Gordon), Emil Lapin

Universe: DCU/X-Men comic!verse

Rating: teen

Word Count: 540

A tie-in to lithiumlaughter's series, Conflict of Interets. This is both a bribe & a homage..


The Best at What She Does

Characters: Oracle (Barbara Gordon), Jubilee

Universe: DCU/Marvel comic!verse

Rating: teen

Word Count: 2000

She may have lost her powers, but that doesn't mean she's useless.

Written for the DCMarvelthon hosted by the wonderful second_batgirl.


Chimaera

Characters: Psylocke (Betsy Braddock), Cho Chang

Universe: Harry Potter books/X-Men comic!verse

Rating: teen

Word Count: 3300

For Betsy and Cho, summer school was supposed to be about getting ahead on their classes (well, Cho did anyway) and getting in touch with their culture (under duress). The summer of 1995, it was also about turning points.


Goa

Characters: Jason Bourne, Natasha Romanova

Universe: Movieverse Bourne Identity series/Avengers

Rating: mature

Word Count: 670

Nat recruits for the Avengers Initiative in Goa, India.

From lithiumlaughter's Conflict of Interests 'verse.


Just Because Everything is Different, Doesn't Mean Anything has Changed

Characters: Lois Lane, Rogue (Marie D'Ancanto)

Universe: Superman/X-Men movies

Rating: teen/mature

Word Count: 7400

Four years after the Mutant Riots in San Francisco, Lois Lane interviews a member of the X-Men, supposed leaders of the mutant anti-registration movement. She expected an action piece; she found something a little closer to home.

Written for Femgenficathon 2008 --Prompt # 157: Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.~ Irene Peter.


Mighty

Characters: Pam Landy, Nick Fury

Universe: Marvel Cinematic Universe/Bourne films

Rating: Teen

Word Count: 900

"And what the hell is SHIELD today, huh, Fury? We're supposed to be different from the agencies we left but we take Howard Stark's drunk scribbles and built an invisible spaceship that we use to spy on the world."


The Mutant Problem

Characters: Spiderman (Peter Parker) + cast of dozens

Universe: X-Men/Spiderman movies

Rating: teen (for language)

Word Count: 7900

A week after Black Tuesday's telepathic attack on the world, Peter Parker took some pictures for a story on "the mutant problem." Ten years later, he's still taking pictures. The only difference is his definition of "the problem."

Written for smirnoffmule in Marvel Crossing 2009 --Prompt: Jonah Jameson asks Peter to get some shots for a story on the "mutant problem."


A Problem with Wizards

Characters: Cedric Diggory, Gambit (Remy LeBeau), Cyclops (Scott Summers)

Universe: Harry Potter/X-Men

Rating: teen

Word Count: 2100

Gambit has a problem with the wizarding world. Cyclops needs something from the wizarding world. Cedric is just trying to understand the whole "X-Men get better" concept..

Author note: Because minisinoo has a new fic up and I want to know how it ends NOW.
The whole idea that Cedric Diggory lives past the Goblet of Fire is so AU that I'm not even sure I should take continuity into account but if we must, let's say that in the X-Men, this is after Apocalypse's third incarnation of the Four Horsemen but before the Supernovas/Fall of the Shia'ar Empire Arc. For Harry Potter, it's post Half-Blood Prince. Hints of Cedric/Hermione are for [info]minisinoo because I cannot now stoop low enough in my quest to find out how Nature & Destiny ends before everyone else.

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